In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[rhewkath]

[garbage-empress]

ye awaken with a minty butthole

how do ye proceed

[0kkvlt]

Look butthole

[garbage-empress]

ye spread ye cheeks to the nearest mirror. inside ye butthole is a bottle of DR. BRONNER'S PEPPERMINT SOAP

[0kkvlt]

Take soap

[garbage-empress]

ye attempteth to take ye soap out of ye butthole but ye buttholds fast

[0kkvlt]

Look room

[garbage-empress]

ye look around ye room. this is where ye sleep on a stinky matress without a bedframe or sheet to be found. on ye wall ye sees ye HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR (2015), ye chest o'drawers has a record player with FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS on the spindle, ye night stand has a small bottle of DR. BRONNER'S BUTTHOLE RELEASE cream. doors to ye bathroom and ye kitchen are both on ye north wall.

[0kkvlt]

Use record player use record player

[garbage-empress]

ye listen to the entirety of FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS, playing THE CHAIN four times in a row, forgetting about ye minty butthole problems.

[0kkvlt]

Look calendar

[garbage-empress]

Ye narrator tires of using pseudo old timey speech and she suddenly abandons it. The HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR is flipped to JULY 2015, on it there is a HUNKY FIRELAD, insanely toned wearing nothing but a fire helmet and a jock strap, he is partially submerged in a giant bowl of chili. Between his legs he straddles a large firehose, clearly a penis metaphor. His eyes look seductive but somehow, impatient. Like he has an important meeting to get to, a meeting with your genitals, perhaps? Oh also I guess you circled JULY, 17TH, 2015 for some reason but whatever.

[0kkvlt]

Go kitchen

[garbage-empress]

It's your kitchen. On your refrigerator sits a goblin. On the walls are two sexy calendars - both from 2015, one is SPICY FIREFIGHTIN' LASSES and the other is AGENDER ARSONISTS, maybe you wished to give the firefighters a purpose by giving them fires to fight? After all, what's a sexy hero without a sexy sexy villain? You don't have a stove, stop asking about the stove.

[0kkvlt]

Hug goblin

[garbage-empress]

You embrace the goblin. The goblin, touch starved, begins to cry on your shoulder.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[kudouusagi]

Anonymous asked:

hi! will you buy the sk8 design book (and only if you’re comfortable) share some of the pages with us? maybe in your discord server? you don’t have to obviously, i have no idea if it’s even possible

Yes! I already purchased it and I’ll try to share some stuff out of it once it gets to me. It’s over 500 pages so I probably won’t be able to share most of it but we’ll see lol.

[rhewkath]

[elcorhamletlive]

I disagree so deeply with the notion that the impulse to create transformative content only bursts into being when the original work is mediocre/generally pretty bad but has a lot of “wasted potential”, and I wish people whose fandom presence works like that didn’t go around advertising their perspective as the norm. I have never been enticed to write fic about a piece of media I didn’t enjoy in a significant manner. to me making fandom content is about appreciating what a story contains, so much that I want to play with the elements it presents for longer than any movie/book/tv show/videogame could ever allow, so I take them and start making my own shit with it.

I’m not saying this is the “right” way to do it, everyone knows their own reasons for being in fandom and nobody owes anyone an explanation of their motives to create. I just deeply resent the normalization of a culture of rejection/contempt for the original work in which a fandom is based of. from my experience this does nothing except creating bitter fandom environments where people seem more focused in talking about all the ways in which canon let them down than in doing anything else.

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[hydranomago]

◆ Asanuma Shintaro voicing Kintoki the cat 

He’s super cute!!! His voice range is amazing! 

For more info check out: https://mobile.twitter.com/jidaigekich/status/1493903188449116162

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[waveoftheocean]

pov you’re a normal student who wants to ask the prime minister a question and you walk into the library only to see this wdyd

originally for the Adrestian Enquirer (@/AdrestianGossip on twitter), a free digital zine that’s available rn!!!!! these were part of a collab with rainbow_volcano (please read her article, it’s absolutely hilarious and just so, so good akjkshfsjyf)

[funny-tik-toks]

[hydranomago]

◆ Kamio and Komada with kitty ears for (22/2/2022) 

[hydranomago]

“If you touch it, you’ll be sliced.” 

– Shirai, on the laser lighting in ‘Stella’ 

Soma: (on how beautiful the lights used in Stella were) 

Shirai: “Oh, the ones that spun like ‘sha sha sha’ and looked like egg whisks?” 

Soma: “The ones attached to the machine, isn’t it?” 

Nozu: (laughing uncontrollably) 

Soma: “Everyone had their own laser perimeter, it was amazing.” 

Nozu: “It certainly created a wonderful effect for the performance.” 

Shirai: “What the audience may have noticed too, is that if you touch the lasers, you’ll be sliced.” 

Nozu: (immediate) “No, you won’t. You won’t.” 

Soma: (joining in) “So it’s a trap.” 

Shirai: “It’s very, very dangerous.” 

Nozu: “No one will be sliced!” 

Source: Division AfterTalk 

[hydranomago]

“Soma is too beautiful!” 

– Komada, on which was the opponent’s strongest attack 

Komada: “ ‘We can wink in hip hop?!’ is what I thought whenever Soma does it, and that’s the part which gets me the most.” 

Kamio & AsaShin: (agreeing) “We talk about it backstage as well.” 

Komada: “But really…Soma is too beautiful!” 

Kamio: “Koma-chan keeps saying ‘During the battle, Soma is so beautiful!’ backstage.” 

Shirai: “It’s a complete K.O.” 

Komada: “Even when Jyuto has to go up against Gentaro as enemies, I can’t help thinking that Soma is so pretty.” 

Soma: “I have very mixed feelings right now… Scary! Scary!” 

Prompt: Leaders pick an MVP from the opponent’s team – AsaShin chose Soma 

AsaShin: (talking about the power of the wink) “If I were a lady, my heart would definitely go ‘dokidoki’ at that; even the guys right now are already so affected by it!” 

Kamio: (noticing) “I think Nozu would like to say something.” 

Nozu: “… I see. So I have to wink more during performances.” 

AsaShin: “Can you do it? 

Kamio: “Try doing it now.” 

Nozu: (winks badly) 

Everyone: (bursting into laughs) 

AsaShin: “Do you have sand in your eyes?” 

Nozu: “I will practice more!” 

Source: Division Talk Battle 

Bonus (FP & MTC being pretty):

[hydranomago]

[leenaevilin]

[Video] ミュージカル『刀剣乱舞』髭切膝丸 双騎出陣2020 ~SOGA~ (musical touken ranbu higekiri hizamaru souki shutsujin 2020 ~soga~)

you can watch the full performance (incl. subs) on youtube for FREE!!!

this is an official release from The Japan Foundation so please don’t do anything illegal (like reuploading) and simply enjoy it. this way there might be more stages for the international fandom in the future!!

[hydranomago]

It’s here!