tiktoksthataregood-ish
no language should be mocked other than french
rossettichristina
yayponies
Birds is “oiseaux” in French.
No letter is pronunced the way it should.
And there are seven of them.
ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT
oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables
got vowels coming out the oiseaux
rossettichristina
marlowe-tops
Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997
But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890
Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago
King Gilgamesh ruled in the 27th century BC and did not have his lover Enkidu die in epic poetry to have people act like being gay was invented 4500 years ago.
birds can be gay which means dinosaurs, do you see where I'm going with this.
sleepless-rain
n9evepulgas
Love when writers do an insane amount of unnecessary research for their fics. I follow an author that did like 8 months of intense research into 14th century Scotland so they could write smut about it, and guess what. It was some fucking incredible porn AND I learned about old Scottish politics
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LILE
jamwingles
htbthomas
sunflowersturn
I get missing the Honeymoon Phase of the relationship once you're out of it but like what is a relationship if not Hanging Out. There is no higher form of love, of human connection, than Hanging Out. Why would you ever give up on that. All of mankind's endeavors, the very instinct wired into us as biological creatures, all of it points towards the holiness inherent to Just Chilling With Someone
kudouusagi
cubistemoji
bagofbirds
gimmickbird
I am so glad that Pat Robertson's death isnt exciting to some of y'all. I am so glad that there are kids that get to grow up in a world where they don't have to know that bastards name. Rest in piss you homophobic antisemitic piece of shit.
tna33
knightingale-s
enbabe
“what are you a cop” is such a good mantra to live by and such a practical phrase. like yass girl don’t volunteer information to dubious individuals with an interest in using that information against you in nefarious ways
antique-romantic
