In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kudouusagi the-rear-admiral-reborn
stele3

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I am both.

stele3

#one weird counterintuitive aspect of being asexual #is that im more open to kinky or weird shit #im not HAVING kinky or weird sex it's all theoretical

Hey @rosierugosa I hope it’s okay that I stole your tags because YES.

Because sexual desire is so weird and alien to me, personally, I find myself more accepting of weird and alien sex: I’m definitely not a monsterfucker in that I don’t wanna fuck the monster, but I fully accept and respect all monsterfucking because hey, sex in general -- straight, gay, or otherwise! -- is already so weird to me. Wanting to fuck Chad McDude down the street is just as strange to me as wanting to fuck the mothman. So my attitude is...go for it, I guess! Here’s a water bottle.

britkunoichi92

Same here, I'm not afraid to admit I've written a couple of filthy what if fanfics about the evil demon bad guy who totally is a giant dragon looking thing and the OC ninja chick totally getting it on that one time. That's kind of hot. Wouldn't it be weird if they fricked? Three times? Because he wants her soul for some blood ritual and enemies to lovers?

But yeah agreed. Sex is weird, I'm weird about it, whatever.

Just go for it!

demonicae

How to spot the asexual: It’s all fun and games until you try to make them read self insert smut.

I will read the kinkiest filth, but try to mentally put me there and I’ll click away superfast.

rhewkath dalishpariah
transjon

it is SO FUNNY when you’re watching a show with horses in it and within the plot of the show the horses are “”””upset””” but the way they communicate this is by placing a nervous nickering sound bite over what is clearly a calm horse placidly performing a practiced trick

transjon

like clearly this is the correct and humane way to pretend a horse is upset and unhappy but it’s soooo funny like this guys ears aren’t even pinned back!!! he’s just vibing!!! dude did the least amount of rearing to get his apple treats and he can see his handler right behind the camera already reaching into the treat bag!! he’s getting a good grade in being a good little boy and his mommy is going to be so proud

fieldbears

See also: every “scummy sewer rat” used as set dressing in modern tv and film is a healthy, chubby lil boi with a nice shiny coat bc he lives a blessed little rat life full of fruits and nuts and tummy scritches

rhewkath

Caveat to the last point - almost every rat you see in TV is a she; male rats have just absolutely enormous balls and they don’t want to show that on the camera!

you will know if it's a male rat when you see it impossible to miss my additions
kudouusagi

Coloring pages

With notes about how to color them (Utsumi)

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Reki - So many bright and colorful primary colors to the point you get tired of it will draw the eye

Langa - Because he’s based on snow, there aren’t many colors that suit him, that’s why the yeti…

Miya - He’s based on a childish, game character image (cat) I gave him a cute pose for no matter which color you make him.

Shadow - Please give him flashy rock make up☆

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Sakurayashiki - Pretty cherry blossom colors, this person also doesn’t have many colors that suit him. Since he’s pink. A pink ninja.

Nanjou- A calm, mature green. Comforting. Since he’s muscular, he has a problem where white is too stimulating.

ADAM - A passionate red! The color of love and blood. He’s a guy who stole a main character’s color.

Kikuchi - A color that doesn’t stand out, something to make the main character stand out, but some primary colors might be good?

(design works book)

sk8 sk8 the infinity