In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nonnegative truthnotdespair
straightgirls

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

girlschasinggirls

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toffeetheimmortalmonster

Wow…he was relatively my age (17) when he did all that…how the heck??

karadin

No, hon, HE WAS 14

this was a wild ride from start to finish bj novak stephen colbert
chlostars rockethorse
froody

It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.

froody

AND DESTINY, I’ve met so many Destinys.

Nobody even chooses the COOL Puritan names like Punishment, Humiliation, Refuge, Relief, Obedience. And it’s always girls getting Puritan names nowadays. When am I going to see a baby boy named Submit To His Will.

mitsuhachiinthehive

Thats the name of an ex-fundamentalist kinky gay if ever I heard one

froody

kinky evil former Puritan vampire

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

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itssophietexas

i found out i had a quaker cousin from the 1600s named Wrestling. as in, from the torah, Jacob’s wrestling with an angel. She also had a brother named Repentance and one of her sisters was named Fear.

itssophietexas

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Absolutely losing my mind over Love, Patience, Fear, Wrestling and fucking Jonathan

you’re so cool (wrestling) brewster
chlostars leafcrunch
log6

I think the counters at popular chain coffee shops I won't name should be replaced with a fully covered area where customers can't see the employees faces or what they're doing. I'm talking once ler levels of obfuscation. The counter should look like this

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secondly, the whole enclosed area should constantly emit various steams and smokes like a horrible machine, and employees should be encouraged to make as much conspicuous noise as possible. I want customers to walk up to what is basically a steel wall on a steel counter, nervously place their order in a microphone, hand over their method of payment through a small door, have it returned, then the cashier slams shut the door, they hear an absolute cacophany for a minute and their drink and receipt are unceremoniously slid out the very same little door in the wall

YES!!!! this is exactly what i want. don’t look at me. don’t tell me i’m making someone else’s drink wrong.