hawberries
I am here at METRO COMIC-CON in melbourne so please drop by and say hi! :D
it’s also our favourite soggy paper towel’s birthday on Sunday (9th July) so I have prepared an activity :)
newtypeblues
znarikia
yeah yeah online privacy is important but really i just hate those share tracking things at the end of links because they look ass ugly
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newtypeblues
hornbillx asked:
is it lesbian friday yet
mushroomjar answered:
It’s always lesbian friday if you believe
Happy lesbian friday
bagofbirds
pegasusknightsonly
“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
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book--wyrm
And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”
And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.
And the judge excused me.
YO I DIDNT EMBARRASS MYSELF IN FEDERAL COURT SO YALL CAN DOUBT ME.
I know a lot of opera singers, and singing a full-on aria in a court room with only a hint of provocation is EXACTLY what they would do.
I know a lot of judges, and demanding an impromptu opera solo on a whim is also something they would do.
(And also one of the main reasons you can be excused from jury duty is economic hardship–basically, it would cause you unreasonable financial damage. If you’re a professional singer, a two week gap in your rehearsal schedule could do that for sure.)
As a muso, I absolutely believe this. I’ve got my accordion out of my carry-on and played a tune when airport security couldn’t recognise its weird mass of levers. Singers and musicians are just Like That.
Accurate.
My friend got stopped at the Canadian border coming back into the US. Border patrol took one look at his tattoed, ear-gagued, mutton chop wearing, hipster self, and said “I don’t believe you’re an opera singer. Sing something for me.”
His wife immediately put down her knitting and plugged her ears, because Matt’s a contrabasso, and he does NOT sing quietly.
Every other booth along the border stop had a head poking out of it within twenty seconds. And they let them pass without further contest.
The unwillingness of some people to believe that literally anything remotely interesting happens in other people’s lives is truly astounding.
Can we all please just take a moment to appreciate that OP’s url is literally @melodramaticsoprano and yet she still was doubted?
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thekameshell
My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.
"What does that mean," he asks.
"It's free if you're gay," he's told.
"Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?"
"Just put in a check mark here."
My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.
"Doctor, give it to me straight"
"You sure, there's a fee"
"… Give it to me gay"
AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)
Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar
Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar
ukiyosen
glaciesdraco
the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together
Sorry these tags need to be acknowledged I think
kudouusagi
Special birthday message from official website for Cherry’s birthday (March 27th)
My birthday? That was today?
Carla, how long is it until the time I was born? What’s my fortune for today?
Uhhuh…. Oooh… What!? Hahaha…
What? Do you still want something?
Ohh… You have better tastes than I expected. You’re pretty good.
Ok. It’s time. Since you went through all this trouble I’ll hang out with you as much as you want.
kudouusagi
Hm? What is it?
Ahhh… it’s my brithday? I’m already at the age where I don’t feel happy about it anymore but…. hehe thank you!
Having someone to celebrate with me no matter how many years have passed… is great, isn’t it? I’ll have to make sure to return the favor. Be prepared.
kudouusagi
I was going to try to scanlate this page but it requires too much explanation it would look weird on the page.
This is from the volume 3 booklet.
Touhi tousha
Literal translation: a praying mantis trying to stop a car
Meaning: A weak person who has no awareness of their own strength and takes on strong people.
Sakurayashiki: He’s an idiot for taking on ADAM. This is the only option.
***
Kuuzen Zetsugo
Literal translation: Never before, never again
Meaning: Something extremely rare and unlikely to happen again. One and only.
Sakurayashiki: Since he does such unexpected things while skating. I’ll have to keep an eye on him.
***
Ryouku housuu
Literal translation:
Ryouku is the name of a famous horse and according to legends it was a baby phoenix.
Meaning:
A young boy with amazing talent
Sakurayashiki: Since he’s that talented and strong at that age. He’s very good.
***
Kan’i maiou
Literal translation: Boldly progressing
Meaning: Someone who pushes through any difficulties to reach their goal.
Sakurayashiki:
I don’t think it’s a bad thing to improve yourself for the one you love.
***
Shouyou jizai
Literal translation: Wander freely. To just entrust where you’re walking to your feelings.
Meaning: To live freely
Sakurayashiki: I don’t understand it. Geez, what if there’s a hole in your way….?
***
Sanmi ittai
Literal Translation: Three in one being
Meaning: Holy trinity
There’s him from the past, the present, and the future, but his true self will never change.
***
Joe: His is “Uzai gaki”. ( 有財餓鬼 )
Literal Translation: a demon who is so hungry, it will eat everything and do anything to eat it.
Meaning:
a greedy person
Joe: He’s someone who would fall in a hole chasing a runaway onigiri.
hawberries
I am here at METRO COMIC-CON in melbourne so please drop by and say hi! :D
it’s also our favourite soggy paper towel’s birthday on Sunday (9th July) so I have prepared an activity :)
tiktoksthataregood-ish
chlostars
