I absolutely do not want to solve a series of riddles and clues, each more intricate than the last. You understand what I’m saying?
I do want that. Please do that for me.
“This bowling alley has my favourite restaurant in Pawnee.”
hot dogs $1.00
hamburgers $1.35
(Source: starlights)
Ron: Ann was getting a little chummy. When people get too chummy with me i like to call them by the wrong name to let them know i don’t really care about them.
April: That’s a genius move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You’re welcome… Lester.
Ron Swanson illustration by Sam Spratt.
Parks and Rec fans come through again. Btw there’s a new episode tonight at 8:30/7:30c that was so fun to shoot. Adam Scott and I got to have a blast doing one of the best Ben/Tom stories yet. Watch it!
now reblogged in color.
(Source: necronomiconfordummies)
This syncs up really well to Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like the Wolf”
i knew this gif would be waiting for me this morning. :D
(Source: dirtyovercoats, via whiskeyonsunday)
what the fuck is a german muffin?
“This angers me,” says Offerman. “Now I am angered.”
Nick Offerman Picks His Favorite ‘Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson’
You had me at meat tornado.
