The Baby Food Pyramid
Baby: *throws peas and spinach bagel onto floor, eats more green beans*
Husband: If it were up to you, your whole diet would be blackberries, green beans, bananas...
Me: Avocado. Tomatoes. Some bread.
Husband: Some bread. And...hmm.
Me: Breastmilk.
Husband: Yes. Quite the diet there, son.
Me: It's pretty good for a ten month old! But I'm not coming to college with you, kid, so you might want to vary stuff up a bit eventually.
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whiskeyonsunday said:
to be fair, I pretty much live off the same things. Minus the breastmilk.
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