January 2011
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Get it, TKS. :DDD
Jan 31st
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YAY MODERN FAMILY. Totally deserved the best comedy ensemble win.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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You had me at meat tornado.
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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I took a nap and dreamed we owned a cat called Dr. Spaceman. Somehow, I feel like this is a premonition and I now have to make this happen.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Google gave me my Reader link back! :D I guess a lot of people complained?
Jan 25th
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Puppy Bowl starting line-up -- Yes, I do actually... →
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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ListenThe Like - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? Going...
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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New York City Shelter Announces First Same-Sex Cat... →
Jan 22nd
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This gave me a headache, but only because it's so... →
Jan 21st
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Google, why did you take Reader out of the top menu in my gmail? Do not want to click More every time I want to read my feeds. :(
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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What is the value of X?
Dad: Add the last 2 digits of your birth year…plus the age you will be this year…it will =111 !!!!(wierd…)
This doesn't work if you were born after 1999. Fucking millenials ruin everything. : (
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It also wouldn't work if you were somehow born before 1900. 2011-1900 = 111. You're just taking whatever time happened from 1900 to whenever you were born, and then adding up the remainder of time that's happened in the time you've been alive. MATH!
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wait, I'm confused. 8+7+24=39. WHAT AM I MISSING HERE. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY ABILITY TO COMPREHEND TEXT.
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Oh Bethany. : D 87 + 24 = 111
Jan 20th
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What is the value of X?
Dad: Add the last 2 digits of your birth year…plus the age you will be this year…it will =111 !!!!(wierd…)
This doesn't work if you were born after 1999. Fucking millenials ruin everything. : (
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It also wouldn't work if you were somehow born before 1900. 2011-1900 = 111. You're just taking whatever time happened from 1900 to whenever you were born, and then adding up the remainder of time that's happened in the time you've been alive. MATH!
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Drop A Load on Jon Stewart
Glenn Beck: Anything that I said in jokes, no. Ask Jon Stewart. Ask The Simpsons. Jon Stewart: I think Glenn Beck thinks I’m a cartoon character. Glenn, here’s the thing, my man! You don’t have to tell Meredith Viera to ask me. Ask me yourself. Once again, my brother, you, my friend, and I… Hold on. …I thought we were changing that title. It’s just. But my message is the...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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“Whatever it was, it looked like Dad was winning.” - Luke
Jan 20th
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Heyyyy, people who follow me on tumblr, if you think the internet getting more vocal about whitewashing casting is somehow a bad thing and you miss the “good ol’ days” when people didn’t speak up, how on earth did you think following me was a good idea?
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Anne Hathaway to play Selina Kyle in The Dark... →
zeriously: FUCK YES.  Nolan, if you kill her off, I will never, ever forgive you. Anne Hathaway is great casting, but I actually said, “Tom Hardy is Bane?” out loud. Hilarious.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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