So, I just now put the Batman cowl on my son’s head and asked him to think of the most Batman thing he could possibly say, and he paused a moment and said,
"BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS."
I love that kid.
Gail, are you sure “parent of Batman” is the best life goal?
The problem with this is every kid wants to be Batman. TBH, it’s pretty insulting!
Steal your boyfriend’s flannel. We won’t tell.
Steal your boyfriend’s flannel. Steal his pants, his shoes, those underpants his mom wrote his name in. Steal that stupid baseball cap with the fraying edge that he keeps shaping with his hands, like what the fuck is that, why do they all do that to their ugly hats? Steal his soul, sell it to the highest bidder. It won’t go for much, but what the hell, anything will help with those college loans.
racketstory said: IF I MUST SUFFER, SO MUST WE ALL SUFFER
THERE IS NO GOD AND LOVE IS A LIE.
one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Trailer – “The Mockingjay Lives”
new aesthetic: surreal pop punk
your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.
fall out void
Abandon your mortal form and ascend to a higher plane! at the disco
Yes, THE Blue & Gold from the pre-New 52, Giffen-DeMatteis Justice League are back in an ongoing series in December. Find out where and how.
*screams quietly into the night*
YES YES YES YES YES