Obsessive fan, you might also know me as Marks. Currently preoccupied with Brooklyn 99, Captain America, Teen Wolf, Parks and Recreation, The Hunger Games, fluffy animals, and probably fifty other things. Oh, and my babies. Technically, only one is an actual baby, but the other one is only three! Baby enough for me.

If you don't tag, that's okay with me until you get interested in something I hate. Then I unfollow. If you tag, we'll always be cool!


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Sep 19, 2014
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allofthefeelings:

gailsimone:

So, I just now put the Batman cowl on my son’s head and asked him to think of the most Batman thing he could possibly say, and he paused a moment and said,

"BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS."

I love that kid.

Gail, are you sure “parent of Batman” is the best life goal?

The problem with this is every kid wants to be Batman. TBH, it’s pretty insulting!


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Sep 18, 2014
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did-you-kno:

The American pronunciation and spelling of “squirrelled” make it the longest one-syllable word in the English language.  Source

I pronounce it with two syllables. Jersey accent 4 lyfe.

did-you-kno:

The American pronunciation and spelling of “squirrelled” make it the longest one-syllable word in the English language. Source

I pronounce it with two syllables. Jersey accent 4 lyfe.


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Sep 18, 2014
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errour:

yeah this was a good moment

Chris Messina is a gift.

errour:

yeah this was a good moment

Chris Messina is a gift.

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Sep 17, 2014
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beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 

beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 

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Sep 17, 2014
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stevewyshywaniuk:

azspot:

Fight for 15 // Strike Fast Food

Nobody should be surprised by this, but they will be.

stevewyshywaniuk:

azspot:

Fight for 15 // Strike Fast Food

Nobody should be surprised by this, but they will be.

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Sep 16, 2014
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aeostyle:Steal your boyfriend’s flannel. We won’t tell.Get the look:Heritage FlannelCanvas AnorakSteal your boyfriend’s flannel. Steal his pants, his shoes, those underpants his mom wrote his name in. Steal that stupid baseball cap with the fraying edge that he keeps shaping with his hands, like what the fuck is that, why do they all do that to their ugly hats? Steal his soul, sell it to the highest bidder. It won’t go for much, but what the hell, anything will help with those college loans. American Eagle.

aeostyle:

Steal your boyfriend’s flannel. We won’t tell.

Get the look:
Heritage Flannel
Canvas Anorak

Steal your boyfriend’s flannel. Steal his pants, his shoes, those underpants his mom wrote his name in. Steal that stupid baseball cap with the fraying edge that he keeps shaping with his hands, like what the fuck is that, why do they all do that to their ugly hats? Steal his soul, sell it to the highest bidder. It won’t go for much, but what the hell, anything will help with those college loans.

American Eagle.


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Sep 16, 2014
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tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s dog won 3rd place at a Petco Star Wars contest. -ejara80

third place? what did first and second look like then???

tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s dog won 3rd place at a Petco Star Wars contest. -ejara80

third place? what did first and second look like then???

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Sep 16, 2014
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racketstory said: IF I MUST SUFFER, SO MUST WE ALL SUFFER

THERE IS NO GOD AND LOVE IS A LIE.


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Sep 16, 2014
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toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

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Sep 15, 2014
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Mindy Kaling on Howard Stern, 9.15.14
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LEA WHY WOULD YOU REBLOG THIS

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Sep 15, 2014
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Trailer – “The Mockingjay Lives”

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Sep 13, 2014
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judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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Sep 12, 2014
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gaydicks420:

verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

gaydicks420:

gaydicks420:

new aesthetic: surreal pop punk

your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.

fall out void

Abandon your mortal form and ascend to a higher plane! at the disco

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Sep 12, 2014
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BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER Are Back ... The Pre-New 52 BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD Are Back »

queencardigan:

actualvampireang:

palaceofposey:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*screams quietly into the night*

YES YES YES YES YES

(Source: ohmygil)